Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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