Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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