You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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