I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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