Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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