The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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