turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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