the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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