ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
