i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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