Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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