just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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