is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There r osticjed everywhere
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just want to make out with him forever
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize