So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
