Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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