Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So. Much. Porn.
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