is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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