There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I understand Curling. That high.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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