I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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