Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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