when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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