I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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