every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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