At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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