Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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