bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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