So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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