Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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