I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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