even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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