hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
home. puking in laundry basket.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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