Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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