yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Dear god my vagina.
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