Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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