if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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