Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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