And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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