Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
