Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
