I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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