I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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