East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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