can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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