Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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