I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I don't think brook has ever known best
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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