If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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