Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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