they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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