I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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