i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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