you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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