At least make sure they are 18
Why
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We left the knife in your bed.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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