I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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