Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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