So drunk, too bad you don't want this
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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