My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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